Meanwhile... Things That Only Happen To White People

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Elena Darling
Elena Darling - 5 months ago
I miss this 😭
tena2sweet
tena2sweet - 6 months ago
So while scrolling I had two video thumbnails showing at the same time. But only the caption for 1. I saw an image of Antarctica and the caption above it. Which said, "what only happens to white people?" I saw the image of Antarctica and thought "get lost in the snow?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jason Theobald
Jason Theobald - 6 months ago
That preacher is exactly what religions are. The video only shows it blatantly so.
yoppindia
yoppindia - 6 months ago
Please somebody join my service, I am desperate and lonely, Shabaka rabaka roo
Nunyo Bidness
Nunyo Bidness - 6 months ago
Things that only happen to white people... yes, in the early 1980’s I was forced to waste 3 hours a day on a bus to a school that wasn’t even near me, EVEN THO there was a great school near me. Why? So I could integrate with blacks and we could all live in harmony. It was F-ING HELL for over 4 years. I was picked on by all kinds of blacks. One year I missed 100 days of school coz I didn’t wanna be hurt by that. It ruined my teen years and changed me for the rest of my life. Now I stay as far as possible from blacks, because I’m afraid of them. I won’t EVER hire one because of my past. Things that happen to white people. Thanks
Sandy Owens
Sandy Owens - 6 months ago
How is itthat people do not see wolves in sheep's clothing. Why do we gravitate towards men who talk about the abundance of God's blessing all the while their is homelessness, human trafficking, children who are brought here to escape violence from their countries and then caged, and when the congregation is asked to give they buy their second and third mansion, private planes take exotic vacations during holidays, film and ask you to watch it as if people aren't living in freezing weather on the streets and expect Sane people not to see that we might not have food in that time, shelter christian companionship. Somehow i dont believe My Christ had that in mind as he was dying on the cross so that we would live our lives helping our brethen. For it is easier for acamel to go thru the eye of a needle than a Rich man to enter the kingdom of Heaven... me thinks these preachers are worship ing the One True God but instead are fattening their own pockets and either have forgotten God's Holy Word or they never knew it to begin with hence on that day i'm concerned after all their lavish living they will hear a voice that tells them Get Away From Me, I know Ye Not
Deer Dresser 65L
Deer Dresser 65L - 6 months ago
There are no simple answers to the philosophical, theological, scientific, mathematical, and historical courts of the centuries and those courts are held in the books. Do you expect me to take those allusions seriously? I mean, beyond entertainment for its own sake? Should I say I'm JK because I CSL?
Cdb Cdb
Cdb Cdb - 6 months ago
Add “being called racist” to the list.
Chinonyerem Okeke
Chinonyerem Okeke - 7 months ago
Echo frame... Makes me think iron man
A Billion Views Challenge 0w0
4:44 *WoW he got that shoopalaba........ thingi pronounced right.*
Eddie Martin
Eddie Martin - 7 months ago
I'm not going to say anything bad about this Pastor....It'll be wrong of me...It ALREADY . The HYPOCRISY speaks for itself..... this is the kind of action in this religion is why I quit going to church.... and I was raised in it.....So sad for him ... Brother Perry Stone needs our real Prayers.....from our heart out of our mouth with our words.... I think he understands us in our on languages...i never understood why God would pray back to his self through a person who don't even know what he's saying...(only explanation is it's a Holy language and a gift of the Holy Spirit) I guess God needs to talk to his self sometimes.....Just saying...Prayer should be important...
Debra Jenkins
Debra Jenkins - 7 months ago
So great to see stuff not about Trump.
D M
D M - 7 months ago
Steven. You are my favorite late night talk show. But the openings to the meanwhile sections....Maybe want to rethink those. Not funny. Nobody laughs
Robert Emerson
Robert Emerson - 8 months ago
Lmao Colbert is hysterical!
柳岑焉
柳岑焉 - 8 months ago
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谁先策劃呢??,钦巴貝格有记录喔,,,So??。
KadieJ501
KadieJ501 - 8 months ago
OF COURSE that happened in Utah. Bet they were both mormons, too
Baird Grimm
Baird Grimm - 8 months ago
Things that only happen to Jewish people........ see the problem?
Chi Sun
Chi Sun - 7 months ago
Nope.
S Soledad
S Soledad - 8 months ago
Sounds like his in a action
hazeluzzell
hazeluzzell - 8 months ago
That ‘preacher’ sounds like an auctioneer...
Deer Dresser 65L
Deer Dresser 65L - 8 months ago
*Alluding to the High Secret Traditions*
They mixed a lot of high traditional secrecy in this Buddy Holly-Jazz bag of modern music, dumbed them down a little, then labeled them genres and pitched them as new but they really hold to traditional values. I guess they wanted that esoteric path of discovery that is so true to religion? What they mean by new is really super-traditional. CSL, people think the same from computers and cell-phones but they're really made from traditional values. When idiots think of tradition they think of an older etiquette and reach for the utensils and manners of some early vague time period. This is rarely the case. What is usually inferred by vampirism is a revenge of the subconscious as it struggles to define its areas. They have just enough information for it to take hold. Not the Freudian "unconscious" but the new definition of "new unconscious" which is as big as the movements in physics, today. These bags are rich with that tradition, sure. Do I look affected?
Lord Nanfoodle
Lord Nanfoodle - 8 months ago
It would been perfect if the guy that did LSD and fell into the pond naked after he was fished out has told the park staff & security, *"I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!"*
Anthony Gilbert
Anthony Gilbert - 8 months ago
The list of false preachers out there now is long. Many are just in it for the large sums of cash they rake in. Untaxed cash.
Dixie Normiss
Dixie Normiss - 7 months ago
Grifters......
Kathy Wilkins
Kathy Wilkins - 8 months ago
You're getting a little extravagant with your Meanwhile introductions.
Captain Galaxy
Captain Galaxy - 8 months ago
To that Pentecostal: "Uoy era a gnikcuf elohssa.
Gacha Aesthetics T erovitz
Thoracic aortic dissections aren’t repaired, they’re replaced . . .
The sinner Jim Whitney
The sinner Jim Whitney - 8 months ago
So, that dude either decided to eat some acid by himself at Disney, or his friends were also twisted and left him for fate to sort out because they got scared. This is why you only trip with at least one sober or (preferably) very experienced person around! Unless you are that very experienced person, but if you were that, you wouldn't wind up naked and confused in a pond at Disney.
Lizzie Banyan
Lizzie Banyan - 9 months ago
Haha everybody addicted to the phone? Yes, Lord.
Shanti Mattie
Shanti Mattie - 9 months ago
Literally phoning it in. Someone probably already said that.
Cory L. O'Hanlon
Cory L. O'Hanlon - 9 months ago
Living in Utah?
Bobby Rosen
Bobby Rosen - 9 months ago
that's fine - rip on white culture - good for you and your self-righteous way....even though we white males make up 1/19th of the world population, we continue to dominate. good luck changing the TABLE OF NATIONS you stupid bastard. we're just harder than you...let the jokes pile on....who caaaaaaares
Thomas Connors
Thomas Connors - 9 months ago
I could feel Republicans holding their breath during the three way hug in the movie- it could have ended up being the biggest explosion in the whole movie. Yay for gay I guess, but Disney missed their shot at non-monochromatic non-binary inter-planetary polyamory.
Jan Tschierschky
Jan Tschierschky - 9 months ago
Am I am the only one thinking, that those tele evangelists are nothing but money grabbing conmen, who rip off gullible people ?
kyle armstrong
kyle armstrong - 9 months ago
4:02 sounds like the emperor laughing 😂
Kalp Shah
Kalp Shah - 10 months ago
L
trut hurts
trut hurts - 10 months ago
meanwhile, I automatically fast forward 40 seconds to get past the tiresome intro to what is actually a good segment...
Veronica B
Veronica B - 10 months ago
😂😂😂😂
Psiberzerker
Psiberzerker - 10 months ago
"Stop calling me!"
~The Lord.
Psiberzerker
Psiberzerker - 10 months ago
Damn it! I was shipping Kylo, and Poe hard, too!
privacymatterspage
privacymatterspage - 11 months ago
I love the Meanwhile segments and this one might be the best yet! 🤣
Blake Carter
Blake Carter - 11 months ago
Stephen Colbert is a God damn national treasure
Tamaria Taisho
Tamaria Taisho - 11 months ago
The paster sounds like he hit a glitch in his code.
La Parisienne
La Parisienne - 11 months ago
I just attempted the phone flip he did and broke my screen...!
Aki nmytua
Aki nmytua - 11 months ago
... okay. If that was his attempt at speaking tongues that was sad... (I say as someone raised in a church that preached it). Dude. No singing? No peppering of names of God? No singing holy holy? 1/5 stars. (He gets 1 star for swaying. The swaying is important)
Captain Galaxy
Captain Galaxy - 11 months ago
You have to hand it to them, they are the reason doo-wop still lives: "Boom-Dhaka-Lanka-boom, rah-rah, siss boom bah. Murky Turkey jerky, all-natural, flavorful, no preservatives or artificial colors, Sa-weet Jeeeee-zussah!"
remcat
remcat - 11 months ago
Televangelists who speak in tongues while checking their texts and the people who believe in them.
Man Lil
Man Lil - 11 months ago
I always thought the officially 1st gay couple from Disney is those two sheriffs from Gravity Falls.
Grace Stephan
Grace Stephan - 11 months ago
Sometimes I think the best part of meanwhile is the intro
L. A. Gothro
L. A. Gothro - 11 months ago
Okay, so he's an auctioneer who got a divinity degree, so what?
Diana Nana-stay Soenarie
Diana Nana-stay Soenarie - 11 months ago
HILARIOUS!!! 😁😂🤣
Trekkie from New Zealand
Trekkie from New Zealand - 11 months ago
"Things that happen only to white people" should be a recurring segment.
✊🏿 Mrsotiredofthenewyoutubes✊🏿
@muckymucks tbf, I think what people mean is that your parents weren't segregated and confined to red lined neighborhood. That said, I agree that there's two kind of whites in the eyes of the government, rich one and useless ones. Right now, only one candidate is fighting against this trend and it's Bernie Sanders. Get the money out of politics and abolish PACs, that's the only way our country won't be controlled by special interests.
muckymucks
muckymucks - 6 months ago
​@Daya Autum Can confirm. In my hometown in California (Santa Ana), 90% of the population is Mexican. The only homeless people around here are white people. They don't look too privileged to me.
Daya Autum
Daya Autum - 7 months ago
Yes I could see how different my life would have been had I only been born with more privilege. While I am certainly still better off than black and brown people 9in some ways, "things that only happen to white people" does not apply to you if you are poor and underprivileged.
Orion Tigley
Orion Tigley - 7 months ago
"FASHION POLICE" 🤣
John D Post-Stone
John D Post-Stone - 11 months ago
What ever happened to, Stephen Colbert's Midnight Confessions?
Tawakalt Oseni - HKF.
Tawakalt Oseni - HKF. - 11 months ago
Disney sees you. Loool
Tawakalt Oseni - HKF.
Tawakalt Oseni - HKF. - 11 months ago
Disney sees you. Loool
Luann Nelson
Luann Nelson - 11 months ago
I had a friend in high school who said his granny could speak in tongues while hunting in her purse for a piece of gum.
Ria Elena
Ria Elena - 11 months ago
I am a Muslim now and have been for 16 years. However growing up I tried out several churches. I grew up in a regular christian church with no denomination. Simply christian church. We had our neighbor Methodists and a little down the road baptists. Now in the city about 40 minutes away there was the holy rollers. We always called them that. It was actually a completely white church ( virginia /west virginia lines)
Now I had began studying Islam then and I had been living in Morocco maybe 2 years. I was then 18 years old and had traveled there with my mom who had a small company there. When the company closed we moved back and though i had inwardly accepted Islam , my grandparents pressured me to go back to church.
Now I had never seen this type in person only on tv. So when i walked in and people were running the aisles, throwing themselves on the floor, and doing their " tongues" I didnt know what to think. Was this a zoo or a church? Now their Tongues they said "came to them" that each person had their own tongue and they had to find it and then it would release their inner heart and soul and open more to God.
Now growing up in the christian church we knew tongues meant speaking other languages. That particular verse in the bible they use for the support of "tongues" was referring to when God made all the people speak different languages so they couldn't understand each other because all they did was fight. Branching out afterwards into the various languages that exist in the world.
They take it as we each have an "inner" tongue that we have to use. Now tell me... how do you get that you have your own language deep within? You got english folks. Sorry thats what you got. Others got spanish, some french, some arabic. You got the bloodline of english speakers. Thats it . That is your tongue and your language. Unless you choose to learn another or have a mixed family, this is your tongue. So you speak in your language. Not random gibberish . ooo la la ba ba gh ta lalaaaaaa...
Now i was encouraged to speak "tongues" which i couldnt. I had no idea what to do. I listened to others near me spouting off sounds. What i realized is these people find a particular sound or set of sounds they like and just keep repeating. I went to this church with them for several months and got used to knowing what each person who sat near me did. It was never anything new. Just the same repeated sounds.
They were also very high pressure. There was no cutting hair, wearing pants, or anything like that for females. They also could not marry outside of the church if they grew up in it. So girls i spoke to said, well our pickings are few there is only 2 boys i can choose from and one is my brother. So sadly i will end up having to marry ______. I felt sad for her. They walk around with oil and expect to see you in your "tongues" state and they want to come and anoint you and keep praying over you as you are to shake and quake and some fall to the floor.
Nicest people you can find but weird as hell. To this day i do not understand how educated we are in our country that we can fall for these types of things without sitting and thinking... Is this a logical way to reach God? Is this an acceptable form of prayer? Throwing ourselves around, running, and screaming nonsense?
lcozzarelli
lcozzarelli - 11 months ago
@4:26 ...is that the ‘farting preacher’?
naywahn
naywahn - 11 months ago
"...NA-NA NA-NAAAAAA!"
Tommi Jyurro
Tommi Jyurro - 11 months ago
And everyone wonders why I think religion is full of $#!+.
Discovermyview
Discovermyview - 11 months ago
Well, this spectacle should show you that "speaking in tongues" is a giant scam game. If he was really "full of the spirit" he wouldn't be distractable. Guess his God just isn't that interesting.
Jerry Olson
Jerry Olson - 11 months ago
Colbert is such a douche
Tinthia Clemant
Tinthia Clemant - 11 months ago
And yes, if the pastor asked for hundreds of dollars from his followers, they'd send it. Via PayPal?
Jah Luke
Jah Luke - 11 months ago
What has this world come too?! I turn off my phone in church! To hear the word! This pastor is lost and needs God! 😂😂😂
kai duCoeur
kai duCoeur - 11 months ago
OMG! Full freaking stop.
Kel Green
Kel Green - 11 months ago
I like the Meanwhile stories but hate the opening. I just forward it a minute into the skit.
357CLOUDY Black Feather
357CLOUDY Black Feather - 11 months ago
Help us.
Jack Kenny
Jack Kenny - 11 months ago
Things only black...sorry that’s racism
Minnesota Red1981
Minnesota Red1981 - 11 months ago
Orange man bad.
Sapphire Riddles
Sapphire Riddles - 11 months ago
That dude is def searching his phone for the next thing to say
QueenE
QueenE - 11 months ago
Organized religion in a nutshell.😆🥴
nachtegael W
nachtegael W - 11 months ago
Disney sees you 😬
Primetime210 Youtube Red Account
I thought that pastor was going to say BK have it your way.
Yes Lord Yes Lord Yes Lord
Nashea Everhart
Nashea Everhart - 11 months ago
Why would a man stopping to help a younger man tie his necktie be 'A thing only white people will do???" 🤨🤔😤🤫🤫🧐
run me over with your car
run me over with your car - 11 months ago
Isn't it 'things that happen to us?' because you are white too
seker7
seker7 - 11 months ago
Everyday Inbred Jezuz Freaks and t..Rumpies show their Moron-idity
Josh Leverton
Josh Leverton - 11 months ago
Democrats
Donna Wilson
Donna Wilson - 11 months ago
even though Perry Stone's clip was kinda funny, i can attest that when speaking in tongues you can still do multiple things. for instance if i was a polyglot i can still speak many languages and still wash dishes while talking and praying at the same time. lol.... as a believer who does actually speak in tongues i can see how that looks strange to ppl. but also as a believer i can also say that he shouldn't have been that distracted and should have been focused on communicating with God because like the other poster said,- that was the longest unnnhhhhhhhhhh in history. he was distracted by reading the text which can still be done while speaking in tongues. ijs
Layla Abdush-Shaheed
Layla Abdush-Shaheed - 11 months ago
It just looks like he wrote his script on his phone and forgot his lines.
Fred
Fred - 11 months ago
I believe that is one of trumps spiritual advisors
Tye Tass
Tye Tass - 11 months ago
Except when it happens to white people
Rawflcounsel76
Rawflcounsel76 - 11 months ago
AT 2:03, that looks like some GREAT tea, what is in it??? ooohhh nothing too fancy, just some LSD
Da Mi
Da Mi - 11 months ago
👽 It’s about time we have this comical analysis of WHITE PEPO! I LOVE IT! 💋 STEPHEN 💋
Eric Andrews
Eric Andrews - 11 months ago
https://www.wlfi.com/content/news/Load-of-frozen-bagels-scorched-when-semis-axle-catches-fire-562440131.html?fbclid=IwAR0Vcdvd4kxI30bvrboN0cY_tZZJwPKTuDUvI05g-UqRsAvsYxL9xVv4PfI
SemiAware
SemiAware - 11 months ago
Maybe he was getting a text from God.
carmay3600
carmay3600 - 11 months ago
lol Oh my goodness! I am hoping that the pastor was reading his sermon notes off his phone. Absolutely hilarious!
BRIAN
BRIAN - 11 months ago
Black juror sentenced to 10 day for turning up late. White actress committs college and IRS fraud and get 14 days suspended. American justice for all.
Cash Carti
Cash Carti - 11 months ago
Great content 😝
Vermi Hax
Vermi Hax - 11 months ago
How is this real? Lol
Darren Skjoelsvold
Darren Skjoelsvold - 11 months ago
He is a con man. All these televangelists are just scamming people and it's got to stop.
ASMRtist
ASMRtist - 11 months ago
Good intro to this one
Fletch Davidson
Fletch Davidson - 11 months ago
Perfect
Dj ROCKIT
Dj ROCKIT - 11 months ago
When he telling his Lord to have his way and then he makes that uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sound...
I was like Bro, what are you in too with your Lord???? I mean he did say he Prayed for...
DELIVERANCE, DELIVERANCE, DELIVERANCE, DELIVERANCE!
(And the banjo music plays)
Charles Hepburn II
Charles Hepburn II - 11 months ago
He doesn't even hold sacred what he professes to be sacred. I can see checking the time on your phone if you are trying to wrap up your talk/prayer at a specific time... but he went too far.
all_late_gamer56
all_late_gamer56 - 11 months ago
Haha that's funny,but if it was titled "Things that only happen to black people" then people would have a problem. Good thing it isnt about black people, only white people haha guys.
saultube44
saultube44 - 11 months ago
You don't get it Stephen, God now uses text messages xD
sclol707
sclol707 - 11 months ago
Aww the traffic stop and tie teaching is adoreable i love that story.
Ptao Tom
Ptao Tom - 11 months ago
Ah...American style religion.
Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent - 11 months ago
Ptao Tom Only a small portion of America
BrianRDub
BrianRDub - 11 months ago
Hard to believe there are still people out their stupid enough to fall for the circus clown "evangelist" types. Such BS con artists. I am sure money is involved. Wake the F up people!
Alex Almeida
Alex Almeida - 11 months ago
"Disney sees you" 😂🍻
Ptao Tom
Ptao Tom - 11 months ago
How do people watch that pastor speaking “tongues” and not think he is completely insane?
Cory Kassian
Cory Kassian - 11 months ago
0% funny
DreamingTata VeganMama
DreamingTata VeganMama - 11 months ago
Hilarious!!!
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