brian david gilbert
brian david gilbert
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songs and things

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it's time to get good at darts | bdg
it's time to get good at darts | bdg
13 days ago
the time has come to get good at the darts this is where brian david gilbert is: twitter.com/briamgilbert instagram.com/briamgilbert usa-video.net/u/polygon SUBSCRIBE: bit.ly/2cNx9tS
how to make jorts | bdg
how to make jorts | bdg
11 months ago
make your own jorts (jean shorts) in two easy steps! this is where i am: twitter.com/briamgilbert instagram.com/briamgilbert usa-video.net/u/polygon SUBSCRIBE: bit.ly/2cNx9tS
new shoes | bdg
new shoes | bdg
Year ago
those new shoes? thank you to the good pat gill: twitter.com/pizza_suplex this is where i am: twitter.com/briamgilbert instagram.com/briamgilbert usa-video.net/u/polygon SUBSCRIBE: bit.ly/2cNx9tS
alone in my apartment | bdg
alone in my apartment | bdg
Year ago
don't tell my roommates this is where i am: twitter.com/briamgilbert instagram.com/briamgilbert usa-video.net/u/polygon SUBSCRIBE: bit.ly/2cNx9tS
shingle jingle | bdg
shingle jingle | bdg
Year ago
don't touch me please this is where i am: twitter.com/briamgilbert instagram.com/briamgilbert usa-video.net/u/polygon SUBSCRIBE: bit.ly/2cNx9tS
the 19 ways you can say "ha ha, what" | bdg
the 19 ways you can say "ha ha, what" | bdg
2 years ago
these are the ONLY 19 ways this is where i am: twitter.com/briamgilbert instagram.com/briamgilbert usa-video.net/u/polygon SUBSCRIBE: bit.ly/2cNx9tS
buy my bed | bdg
buy my bed | bdg
2 years ago
just buy my bed: web.archive.org/web/20180310153829/newyork.craigslist.org/brk/fuo/d/just-buy-my-bed/6518715175.html come watch my stuff on polygon: usa-video.net/u/polygon SUBSCRIBE for more of whatever this is: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert Zhiyun Crane by Zhiyun Tech used in this video: www.amazon.com/dp/B072Q2CRDW Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
this video got me a job | bdg
this video got me a job | bdg
2 years ago
spoiler alert: i have a job now i work for polygon you should go to their website and youtube channel because that is where i will be, and then we can hang out there together www.polygon.com usa-video.net/u/polygon SUBSCRIBE for more of whatever this is: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert Zhiyun Crane by Zhiyun Tech used in this video: www.amazon.com/dp/B072Q2CRDW Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
It's November 8th | bdg
It's November 8th | bdg
2 years ago
giving thanks for all the halls we can deck SUBSCRIBE for more of whatever this is: bit.ly/2cNx9tS Song: Deck the Halls as performed by the United States Air Force Band (Public Domain) TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
STRANGER SINGS - A comedy musical backing track! | bdg
STRANGER SINGS — A comedy musical backing track! | bdg
2 years ago
It's a full musical backing track for the first episode of Stranger Things! This was so much fun to make, and it's infinitely more fun to watch with friends, so please tell people about it/have a viewing party/support us by buying the music on bandcamp (bit.ly/StrangerSingsAlbum) so we can continue to make crazy projects like this! Bandcamp: bit.ly/StrangerSingsAlbum SUBSCRIBE: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
FREESTYLE - Dances Moving! Ep. 7 | bdg
FREESTYLE — Dances Moving! Ep. 7 | bdg
2 years ago
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. IT'S THE FINAL EPISODE. Show me your best freestyle with #DancesMoving SUBSCRIBE for more dance instruction: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert Zhiyun Crane by Zhiyun Tech used in this video: www.amazon.com/dp/B072Q2CRDW Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
SLOW WORM - Dances Moving! Ep. 6 | bdg
SLOW WORM — Dances Moving! Ep. 6 | bdg
2 years ago
SOMETIMES IT IS HARD TO GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING. Show me your best slow worm with #DancesMoving SUBSCRIBE for more dance instruction: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert Zhiyun Crane by Zhiyun Tech used in this video: www.amazon.com/dp/B072Q2CRDW Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
PARTNER DANCING - Dances Moving! Ep. 5 | bdg
PARTNER DANCING — Dances Moving! Ep. 5 | bdg
2 years ago
FOR BEST RESULTS PLEASE HAVE A PARTNER. Show me your best partner dance with #DancesMoving SUBSCRIBE for more dance instruction: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert Zhiyun Crane by Zhiyun Tech used in this video: www.amazon.com/dp/B072Q2CRDW Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
WIGGLE ARMS - Dances Moving! Ep. 4 | bdg
WIGGLE ARMS — Dances Moving! Ep. 4 | bdg
2 years ago
PLEASE DON'T TRY TO HYPEREXTEND YOUR ARMS. Show me your best wiggle arms with #DancesMoving SUBSCRIBE for more dance instruction: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert Zhiyun Crane by Zhiyun Tech used in this video: www.amazon.com/dp/B072Q2CRDW Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
CRAB - Dances Moving! Ep. 3 | bdg
CRAB — Dances Moving! Ep. 3 | bdg
2 years ago
BALTIMOOOOOOOOOOOORE Show me your best crab with #DancesMoving SUBSCRIBE for more dance instruction: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert Zhiyun Crane by Zhiyun Tech used in this video: www.amazon.com/dp/B072Q2CRDW Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
HIGH KNEES - Dances Moving! Ep. 2 | bdg
HIGH KNEES — Dances Moving! Ep. 2 | bdg
2 years ago
"THE HIGHER THE KNEE, THE BETTER THE ME" - Mark Twain Show me your best high knees with #DancesMoving SUBSCRIBE for more dance instruction: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert Zhiyun Crane by Zhiyun Tech used in this video: www.amazon.com/dp/B072Q2CRDW Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
STEP TOUCH - Dances Moving! Ep. 1 | bdg
STEP TOUCH — Dances Moving! Ep. 1 | bdg
2 years ago
WELCOME TO THE ONLY DANCE INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO YOU WILL EVER NEED. Show me your best step touch with #DancesMoving SUBSCRIBE for more dance instruction: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert Zhiyun Crane by Zhiyun Tech used in this video: www.amazon.com/dp/B072Q2CRDW Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
Give up on Your Dreams of Becoming a Baker | bdg
Give up on Your Dreams of Becoming a Baker | bdg
3 years ago
tag your roommate who needs to give up on their dreams of becoming a baker SUBSCRIBE for more of whatever this is: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert Zhiyun Crane by Zhiyun Tech used in this video. www.amazon.com/dp/B072Q2CRDW Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
Why I Haven't Made a Video in a While | bdg
Why I Haven't Made a Video in a While | bdg
3 years ago
saturday shorts SUBSCRIBE for more of whatever this is: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
When I Make a Good Pun | bdg
When I Make a Good Pun | bdg
3 years ago
iona lot of emotional baggage SUBSCRIBE for more of whatever this is: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
Rejected Old Bay Jingle | bdg
Rejected Old Bay Jingle | bdg
3 years ago
i don't understand why mccormick was so crabby about it SUBSCRIBE for more existential hilarity: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
Hey Sarah, what's your favorite thing about the Austin Film Festival? | bdg
Hey Sarah, what's your favorite thing about the Austin Film Festival? | bdg
3 years ago
this was selected as the best jort film at the austin film festival SUBSCRIBE for more jort based humor: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
Brian Investigates a Dangerous New Fad | bdg
Brian Investigates a Dangerous New Fad | bdg
3 years ago
guys i've run out of ways to interact with humans but i still needed to make a video this week so please don't post this to reddit SUBSCRIBE for hopefully something better than this: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert/ Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
My Autobiography | bdg
My Autobiography | bdg
3 years ago
rip brian david gilbert january 29, 1994 - may 6, 2030 SUBSCRIBE for more existential hilarity: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert/ Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
This One's for the Swedes! | bdg
This One's for the Swedes! | bdg
3 years ago
hope you guys like my new video BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE SWEDISH SUBSCRIBE for more existential hilarity: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert/ Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else. images from imagebank.sweden.se/
Siblings | bdg
Siblings | bdg
3 years ago
welcome to the family SUBSCRIBE for more existential hilarity: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert/ Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
Best Comeback Ever | bdg
Best Comeback Ever | bdg
3 years ago
look who's laughing now SUBSCRIBE for more existential hilarity: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert/ Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
Ice Bucket Challenge 2016! | bdg
Ice Bucket Challenge 2016! | bdg
3 years ago
i like my water with ice and a slice of existential dread seriously though, go donate to to the ALS Therapy Development Institute, they just had a major breakthrough thanks to ice bucket donations: www.alstdi.org/donate/?cta=ibc SUBSCRIBE for more existential hilarity: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert/ Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
A Quick Guide to the Edinburgh Fringe | bdg
A Quick Guide to the Edinburgh Fringe | bdg
3 years ago
please take a flyer for my free comedy show it starts in ten minutes SUBSCRIBE for more existential hilarity: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert/ Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
An American Explains the Current State of UK Politics | bdg
An American Explains the Current State of UK Politics | bdg
3 years ago
i sent this in as proof that i should get uk citizenship and philip may sent me a restraining order SUBSCRIBE for more existential hilarity: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert/ Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
Walking on the West Highland Way! | bdg
Walking on the West Highland Way! | bdg
3 years ago
we did the whole walk and I only died a little bit SUBSCRIBE for more existential hilarity: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert/ Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
Watermelon Man | bdg
Watermelon Man | bdg
3 years ago
music by me mask by me crippling insecurities by me SUBSCRIBE for more existential hilarity: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert/ Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
Bill Clinton doesn't want to play board games | bdg
Bill Clinton doesn't want to play board games | bdg
3 years ago
i did not have board game relations with that man (although I wanted to) SUBSCRIBE for more of whatever this is: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert/ Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else. original interview: usa-video.net/2DZyE41T56w-video.html
Thom Yorke was raised in a barn | bdg
Thom Yorke was raised in a barn | bdg
3 years ago
i spent entirely too long on this dumb joke radiohead song: usa-video.net/TTAU7lLDZYU-video.html SUBSCRIBE for more existential hilarity: bit.ly/2cNx9tS TWITTER: twitter.com/briamgilbert INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/briamgilbert FACEBOOK: facebook.com/briamgilbert/ Watch more songs: bit.ly/2cXOjur Watch more itty bits: bit.ly/2cwr1KC Hello, my name is Brian David Gilbert. Are you looking for humor? Or humour if you are British? Are you looking for songs, comedy, live comedy, funny jokes, awkward funny, funny crazy, surreal terror, singing songs? Are you looking for a keyword-rich description of my channel that will hopefully help audiences discover my content in USa-video searches? I'm so sorry that you're here. You really should be doing pretty much anything else.
Colleen Janson
Colleen Janson - Day ago
My first game of darts that I ever played I won and screamed so loud in the bar, that the security guard came running toward me. Then he saw that I was screaming with joy and harrumphed at my overt display of triumph.
Anish S
Anish S - Day ago
I only just got it that it's called Dances *Moving* because it's about how Brian is *Moving* away
pasta weave
pasta weave - Day ago
This is the most terrifying and anonymous video and i love it
Rhiannon Deegan
Rhiannon Deegan - Day ago
Me day 21 of quarantine
Kelsey Wright
Kelsey Wright - Day ago
Brian, your initials rhyme.
Kaveevin
Kaveevin - Day ago
Therapist: "Blad bdg doesn't exist. Bald bdg can't hurt you." Bald bdg: 0:28
Tyeson Sommer
Tyeson Sommer - Day ago
Brian was early to quarantine apparently
Chloe M.
Chloe M. - Day ago
hits different with headphones tbh, first time listening with them
Calvin M.E.
Calvin M.E. - Day ago
I just realized I genuinely think this is beautiful
SirOee
SirOee - Day ago
I can't believe I'm writing a "who's here in 2020?" comment
Sochikki
Sochikki - Day ago
It's a good idea _now_ ...
Curtis Molina
Curtis Molina - Day ago
The irony of his fictional utopian future after "the dartening" is that it's the perfect criticism of Marxism/Socialism! (Albeit unintentionally)
Flame Warp
Flame Warp - Day ago
The time has come
Torgeir Hansen
Torgeir Hansen - Day ago
I'm afraid
im dead
im dead - Day ago
this was going to get me a 9 in my citizenship gcse if i were to take it, i just know it
meredith reaves
meredith reaves - Day ago
Why did bdg crush all my dreams
Fred Heimersson
Fred Heimersson - Day ago
Thank you Brian, I felt it was about time I got some appreciation around here.
Michael F
Michael F - Day ago
No matter which drugs you take, I WANT THAT AS WELL
Joshua Scrivner
Joshua Scrivner - Day ago
3:38 The jeans are shining the song that David was singing earlier in the video. It took me forever to notice that.
Wunderful
Wunderful - 2 days ago
This hits differently in 2020
Mandolin Q5
Mandolin Q5 - 2 days ago
Already three years old?
LooneyLune Cosplay
LooneyLune Cosplay - 2 days ago
This video predicted my exact social distancing situation as someone who lives alone
steegen
steegen - 2 days ago
this is the funniest video I've ever seen
Philipp Arnolds
Philipp Arnolds - 2 days ago
Melon Lord, is that you?
Tanya Omrit
Tanya Omrit - 2 days ago
Ok but that flow at 0:31 tho 👀🙌
Mars Bar
Mars Bar - 2 days ago
this hits me in a different way now
Shauka Hodan
Shauka Hodan - 2 days ago
The “Vin Diesel” was honestly a little scaring and now I don’t know what to do with this knowledge
Grason Humphrey
Grason Humphrey - 2 days ago
Hi Brian, just wanted to let you know this video literally gave me a nightmare. Excellent content.
Edward Nygma
Edward Nygma - 2 days ago
I love that this is the first result for "how to make jorts".
Rayan Cretan
Rayan Cretan - 2 days ago
I remember when bgd started at polygon lol... I love what he's doing there and feel like it'd be cruel to ask him to make content regularly for this channel too, but I do miss these videos
Grace Wasson
Grace Wasson - 2 days ago
this hits different now
Jonathan
Jonathan - 2 days ago
Im a do it
pyrocuck
pyrocuck - 2 days ago
This feels like it was auto generated
Charlotte Windmill
Charlotte Windmill - 2 days ago
has anyone noticed that bdg is like.......kinda buff..........has he been promoted to twunk status?
The Color Red
The Color Red - 2 days ago
Welcome back
Sir Hunter
Sir Hunter - 2 days ago
It took me a year to realize that Patrick with a wig at the end wasn’t Brian
Morgan Crudup
Morgan Crudup - 2 days ago
why did i just start viciously sobbing at a man flailing his arms. what his this series dOne to me,,,,
Ryan Cannon
Ryan Cannon - 2 days ago
oof this hits different right now
HSDclover
HSDclover - 2 days ago
I went to college out of state to a college in Indiana that sees people from all over the world, and brought Old Bay with me. My three friends from the east coast were happy to have it, my other friends had no idea why we like it so much, and it was stolen from my dorm kitchen three times.
ihrie82
ihrie82 - 2 days ago
This is fucking incredible! Please make more!
Castafiore
Castafiore - 2 days ago
Okay but did he actually get good at darts?
Nicolas Tremblay
Nicolas Tremblay - 2 days ago
well the quarantine is not for everyone...... Great vid xD
Lenergy
Lenergy - 2 days ago
I love playing darts (digital board) and this video is hilariously thoughtful quarantine material - bravo
DorkCube7000
DorkCube7000 - 2 days ago
17776 but its darts 10/10
KaldarisX
KaldarisX - 2 days ago
We need saturday shorts now more than ever. Release it, BDG you coward!
PhantomPanic
PhantomPanic - 2 days ago
This has a "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared" feeling to it.
TP1 Revolution
TP1 Revolution - 2 days ago
haha yeah man ...what?
Carter Hyatt
Carter Hyatt - 2 days ago
I'm watching in 2020 these videos are the light that we need
John Veller
John Veller - 2 days ago
Nobody: My brain at 2 am while I’m trying to sleep: 0:07
Evelyn Lamoy
Evelyn Lamoy - 2 days ago
April 2020, and using greenscreens to simulate actual human contact has never sounded better.
Awesome Smalls
Awesome Smalls - 2 days ago
I finally actually got the chance to watch it and it was soooo good.
Madeline Duffy
Madeline Duffy - 2 days ago
Okay but is Patrick single tho?
Bob
Bob - 2 days ago
wow quess bdg doesn't need to do anything differently in quarantine
Helenfvb
Helenfvb - 2 days ago
Omg i have 7 siblings and this is so related to me xD
jaceradcat
jaceradcat - 2 days ago
this is the only version of stranger things that matters. normal stranger things?? GET OUTTA HERE!!
Brack_86
Brack_86 - 2 days ago
Very balloonshop I like it
An Annoyed Writer
An Annoyed Writer - 2 days ago
god almost a year later and i only just realized the jorts are singing brian's jort song during step 1e
Tokima
Tokima - 2 days ago
Tell me something i don't know
Hunter Klie
Hunter Klie - 2 days ago
relevant
A Lobster
A Lobster - 2 days ago
That is not dead which can eternal jort for with strange eons even pants may jort
Megan Kuhl
Megan Kuhl - 2 days ago
The melody reminds me of Megalo Strike Back but I think this is better
E
E - 2 days ago
my housemate showed this to me and it’s exactly what I’m doing right now, including the part where I just watch Thor Ragnarok every once in a while
Megan Kuhl
Megan Kuhl - 2 days ago
Baltimore's regional pescatarian sect I see
Pizza Addict
Pizza Addict - 2 days ago
I thought that Brian Jordan Alvarez’ comedy with simultaneously realistic AND surreal dialogue was the only one of its kind but apparently not. There are... others.
colacatinthehat
colacatinthehat - 2 days ago
Look at the long-limbed and youthful noodle boy!!
Toasty 167
Toasty 167 - 2 days ago
Seen this so many times. Didn’t know it was actually you
Erik Nilsen
Erik Nilsen - 2 days ago
This is pretty cute.
Karl Childers
Karl Childers - 2 days ago
what a weird looking guy
Sporkipine
Sporkipine - 2 days ago
I couldn't find any lyrics to this to sing along to so I'm doing it myself It's time It's time to get good at darts I've always wanted to But never wanted to work hard At getting good, just like bowling and chess I want the skill but have no willpower to do all the rest But now I'm home and social distancing and everything's fine I have the time to focus on darts during this quarantine And I'm finding all the moves and all the tricks of the trade I didn't know that you could throw a dart so many dang ways. There's: The Standard, The Quarterback, The 180 Chuck, The Vin Diesel, Tweeze, and Weasel and the 12-Point Buck The Christmas Tree, the Ctrl Z, and the You, Me, and Dupree, (Oh wow!) The Hinge and the Ninja- (Talking) The Ninja is an advanced technique that should not be attempted by amateur dartsmiths. It's time to get good at the darts! It's time for everyone to get good, Not just me but you too! The chancellor of Darts has now made their decree, That everyone on this Earth has dart proficiency, The future is coming and soon it's a world of the dart (Talking) By the year 2053, all communication will be done via dartboard. There is no more poverty or famine, there is only darts. The world has moved past the need for currency. Criminal activities have long since ceased. War is just a whisper in the memories of those who can recall a time before the dartening. This future can become a reality, so long as we understand the time has finally come. The time to get good at darts. (Yelling) OH COME ON!
Zē
Zē - 2 days ago
Great Job!
Dante Rodriguez
Dante Rodriguez - 2 days ago
The song of beginnings of 2020
Allison Gross
Allison Gross - 2 days ago
This fills the musical void that Neil Cicierega no longer does. It's great
yroohj gouy
yroohj gouy - 2 days ago
I appreciate the SEVERAL dozens of holes in the wall from missed dart throws.
A Pile of Eggs
A Pile of Eggs - 2 days ago
turns out she was bad but not as bad as we thought
Jake Hatcher
Jake Hatcher - 3 days ago
My brother and his friends used to play a game that I call “ sky piercing”. Essentially, a group of hopeful sky piercers (aka. idiots) grab 1 dart each, spin around as many times as possible without throwing up, and then chuck their dart into the ceiling. The winner was the person whose dart stayed in the longest, and we had several darts in our basement ceiling for weeks on end waiting for the little javelins to fall out. Needless to say, I know my way around a spackle wand now.
lizz bowlen
lizz bowlen - 3 days ago
You should know better than to play chess with a barbarian like Zuko...they always flip the board.
Ian P
Ian P - 3 days ago
Hey Irl bill wurtz
Caelan Denning
Caelan Denning - 3 days ago
This is why I love you man
CatAndWolf
CatAndWolf - 3 days ago
Laura scares me more than Brian and that's saying something.
69,420 subs with no videos challenge
69,420 subs with no videos challenge - 3 days ago
Beautifully crafted joke, edited and perfected over multiple years: * I sleep * Silly laugh: * 【I】 【B】【E】【E】【P】 *
worms mcworms
worms mcworms - 3 days ago
he looks like phoebe's brother from friends????
Dandy Noble
Dandy Noble - 3 days ago
I dig the strategic bite where you didn't get any of the old-bay contaminated cake.
Technolocic
Technolocic - 3 days ago
Brian explains uk politics and is gay for old men
Серафим Дарова
Серафим Дарова - 3 days ago
He can do so much cool stuff with pictures and effects, but he can't just cut the video so we won't see him turning off the camera
Detroit Became
Detroit Became - 3 days ago
god he's so thicc
Jill Sleight
Jill Sleight - 3 days ago
THANK YOU this is the most I've laughed in about two weeks
Jamebo
Jamebo - 3 days ago
I'm so glad he kept up the dart board from the sims video
Luis Belloch
Luis Belloch - 3 days ago
You can challenge someone with this
Luke Taylor
Luke Taylor - 3 days ago
this is great news for me, because iona dartboard
Benjamin Bergen
Benjamin Bergen - 3 days ago
When your bored enough to post on the dead channel cause you work for polygon now
Amelia Webster
Amelia Webster - 3 days ago
He’s baCK
Bob Smith
Bob Smith - 3 days ago
Needs more darts
Teresa Thorpe
Teresa Thorpe - 3 days ago
My actual reaction was "Haha yes"
LazerShark josh
LazerShark josh - 3 days ago
Dude just wanted to flex about his sexy legs
cjd
cjd - 3 days ago
the end bit of the song with chancellor speaking and the beautiful music and black & white videos, combined with the promise of a beautiful future with no crime or war (only darts), genuinely has me feeling some type of Emotion. not quite sure what it is. is 'darts' an emotion?
Avi Maru
Avi Maru - 3 days ago
How... topical...
ItzYaBoiOofy XD
ItzYaBoiOofy XD - 3 days ago
That was right on the shingle.
Rye on Speed
Rye on Speed - 3 days ago
Well now I'm gonna become a Baker to spite this video
Emily
Emily - 3 days ago
15/10 expectations wonderfully exceded