Dave Chappelle Reveals White People's Weakness | Netflix Is A Joke

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M Font
M Font - 7 minutes ago
I don't know much, but President Donald J. Trump did not order "pizza & hot dogs" for $65,000.00 to The White House. FACT! Enuf said.
Dissonantia Cognitiva
Dissonantia Cognitiva - 5 hours ago
Your ancestors were mostly likely sold by other blacks after they conquered your village...
Sad but true
Stew Pa'Dasso
Stew Pa'Dasso - Day ago
"My ancestors were Kidnapped" Yes by other "Black" Tribes and sold to the white man! The white man didn't come to Africa and hunt your people down! Seems that part always get left out!
Sith Lord
Sith Lord - 19 hours ago
It doesn't suit their victim agenda, so it's not likely you'll ever hear that acknowledged by any black person.
Randy Cowart
Randy Cowart - Day ago
That was sick
Frank Cano
Frank Cano - Day ago
Dave Chappelle is the funniest human I have seen on this planet. He embodies all that humanity embodies with a humorous take on the everyday and how you all interact. You can learn much from him.
Harry Longfellow
Harry Longfellow - 2 days ago
I don't think Dave would of made millions doing comedy back in Africa. He should be glad his ancestors were brought here.
______I Love you
______I Love you - 2 days ago
So were my ancestors...and I'm white. Black people weren't the only slaves in North America.
CorvusOfMellori
CorvusOfMellori - 4 days ago
2:14
LastKnight Romine
LastKnight Romine - 4 days ago
2:35 when you see the juice at the super bowl
mark lawton
mark lawton - 5 days ago
“Something-something-something, Barack Obama”
Jd Todd
Jd Todd - 5 days ago
If Dave could wake up and see the Democrats did all that to him.the civil war =dems Jim crow =dems . Republicans love black people
Jireh Martinez
Jireh Martinez - 6 days ago
Something..something...something...Barack Obama 🤣🤣🤣
37BeᏓoᏔ
37BeᏓoᏔ - 7 days ago
Black people weren’t the only ones in the bottom boats doing others work for them & being oppressed. He wants everyone to focus only on that window of history
Isaac Dietz
Isaac Dietz - 7 days ago
he is buff af
Above
Above - 8 days ago
#Dave4president
Kiwi Pancake
Kiwi Pancake - 8 days ago
Something something something.....shameful
Putaspellonyou
Putaspellonyou - 9 days ago
WU-TANG!!!
G Pereira
G Pereira - 10 days ago
Wu tang Aaargggghhh 😂😂
Countess Crenchaw
Countess Crenchaw - 10 days ago
1619 Project - America wants to stop the new "his"-story of America.
Matthew
Matthew - 10 days ago
Anybody send this to Drew breeze, yet? 🤣
mike whelan
mike whelan - 11 days ago
yeah brilliant , Dave wins a prize .....it's orange
Divinegon
Divinegon - 12 days ago
The first few statements were the funniest !!!!!
Juan Gonzalez
Juan Gonzalez - 14 days ago
What about clinton getting sum head
Aditya Mukherjee
Aditya Mukherjee - 15 days ago
OJ would've done the black power fist too, but the glove didn't fit.
Matt Plyley
Matt Plyley - 15 days ago
Sitting, breathing the air of a Legend. I got to see him almost this close in 2004. Finding tickets to his show is impossible.
Lis Pi
Lis Pi - 15 days ago
Nothing more fragile than the bit#h black mama's boys. Hahaha
Garrett Geary
Garrett Geary - 15 days ago
The Mike Pence cry of agony is absolutely hilarious
Quack Mcgee
Quack Mcgee - 16 days ago
Tell the truth Dave, your ancestors were sold, you wouldn't even excist if they weren't. Now you're a Multi-Millionaire that doesn't have to work in a country that gives you everything and you're not grateful for anything. Anywhere else you'd be homeless or at the most doing the most menial of jobs. Two colleges professors for parents living a comfortable childhood romanticising thugs and bullies from bad neighbourhoods. Fkin joke these "Oppressed" are.
So glad more and more are seeing though this scam of lies and rhetoric.
Chad Taylor
Chad Taylor - 17 days ago
so is it ok to be white or should i just go ahead and off myself and save time
satvik gupta
satvik gupta - 17 days ago
Three something's and a Barack Obama...😂😂😂
Lance Burnworth
Lance Burnworth - 18 days ago
Your ancestors sold out your ancestors, just like what we are doing to each other today.
Tim Rohrbach
Tim Rohrbach - 19 days ago
I thought he was gonna walk to the 50 yard line, pick up a mic, and yell “I’m Rick James bitch!”
Gluteus McButt
Gluteus McButt - 19 days ago
No element in our universe it as strong as the white spirit. Never stop inventing our world, you magnificent bastards.
Jean Hantman
Jean Hantman - 20 days ago
Not funny but true
deanna vertrees
deanna vertrees - 21 day ago
frozen 2
StroganoffBob
StroganoffBob - 21 day ago
I though our weakness was cheese
Papa Grounds
Papa Grounds - 22 days ago
Let's make one thing clear: "weakness on a 'murican white people". The rest of the world won't give a flying f about your racial bs! 😂😂 We all just act like we care bc we enjoy this s**t show and want to see how far it goes without interfering any of it.
yahya aiouaz
yahya aiouaz - 23 days ago
This history teacher hella funny
stephaintdeadyet!
stephaintdeadyet! - 23 days ago
LMFAOOOO
stillfoxyforever
stillfoxyforever - 23 days ago
Hilarious
Amx x
Amx x - 25 days ago
This is the best comedian to ever walk the earth, he is super intelligent too. He just needs to realise that he's funny without the curse words.
Lennart
Lennart - 22 days ago
Fuck that
AliEvaMari
AliEvaMari - 25 days ago
I could listen to him tell me about history all day long.
Rami Obeid
Rami Obeid - 26 days ago
Your people weren't kidnap. Your other people sold them to white people.
Spinball64
Spinball64 - 9 days ago
@Incisive what does that mean intellectually dishonest? Don't get me wrong OP is a dumbass I just don't understand the phrase
Incisive
Incisive - 11 days ago
Intellectually dishonest argument
Alex
Alex - 23 days ago
They were kidnapped regardless.
lilahdog 568
lilahdog 568 - 26 days ago
Nobody:
Me when I'm sleeping on the couch and the dog lays on my leg: 1:47
Alan Avakin
Alan Avakin - 26 days ago
I like Dave Chappelle videos because of tiny bits of historical lessons he gives.
pl topper
pl topper - 27 days ago
white people don't have weaknesses...we are all perfect
Monk Amani
Monk Amani - 27 days ago
Damm, I tried not to laugh because it's the Truth. OJ ran me down.
Ionut Popa
Ionut Popa - 28 days ago
He's just so different man, you don't know where it's going to come from, what a legend
lilahdog 568
lilahdog 568 - 29 days ago
"I know what he's going to do! Stop him!"
Ricardo Montero
Ricardo Montero - Month ago
God I love this man
atfinn
atfinn - Month ago
This guy is a hilarious black MILLIONAIRE. Who tells jokes for a living while doctors in the Ukraine work for free. He must live in a great place that affords him this opportunity.
WDLC1911
WDLC1911 - Month ago
Donald Trump has done more for Black America than Obama has.
Jamil Washington
Jamil Washington - Month ago
He did that with no effort, damn I missed him all these years
MrSmilesCam
MrSmilesCam - Month ago
Daenerys Targaryen would want you to bend the knee at the Superbowl.
The Re-bar Kid
The Re-bar Kid - Month ago
Black people should never stand for the American anthem is they knew the 3rd verse ... look it up.
Not a Duck
Not a Duck - Month ago
Wu! TANG!
shane lagarde
shane lagarde - Month ago
I jus wish that my brothers really take heed what he is doing...this is how u fight a battle,this how u get understanding , i love white people but i hate how blind they are,blind by ignorance, lack of apathy.
Citizenthirteen
Citizenthirteen - 29 days ago
white people know exactly what’s going on. We don’t discriminate against people’s skin colour or facial features. That would be simple to resolve. What we do discriminate against is poor culture and poor character. You should find that much more disturbing as it’s much harder to change. Look in the mirror buddy and stop blaming everyone but yourselves. And as Morgan Freeman said, stop calling me white and I’ll stop calling you black . That’s a start.
bogo kimo
bogo kimo - Month ago
😂😂😂😂😂😂✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿🙏🏿
Block G
Block G - Month ago
2:43 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Tony Wats
Tony Wats - Month ago
You were sold by your ancestors for guns and liquor and kidnapped by African raiders to sell you
Olivia Roberts
Olivia Roberts - Month ago
but who abused us for 400 years once we got here?
today is not yesterday
Liberals are white peoples weakness
Gabriel Roberts
Gabriel Roberts - Month ago
👇 this is how many time he looked at the cigarette instead of hitting it
Steve Brown
Steve Brown - Month ago
You could escape the nightmare of relentless white oppression by picking up and moving to Ghana or Liberia. Goodbye
Ragnar Sims
Ragnar Sims - Month ago
Can somebody get this poor oppressed man a cold grape soda? He's earned it after all he's had to endure.
ThePghost
ThePghost - Month ago
@Ragnar Sims Because you typed something some soy kid would have a problem with and it got deleted either by the site or by a reader. Happens all the time on all social media, etc. But vice versa and any post seems to make it through. See what I had to change so some child doesn't get offended by the truth? Got deleted 2 times Edit; Gone again. That truth hurts the left regardless of what little timmy claims. And it's quite obvious. They delete our posts (mine had no vulgarities) but timmy boy can type you're a female dog and it's ok
Tim Shea
Tim Shea - Month ago
@Ragnar Sims Try breaking your post up into separate posts. And remove any links. That sometimes blocks the comment from being seen.
Tim Shea
Tim Shea - Month ago
@Ragnar Sims I dont know but I accept that at face value. I've often had my posts ghost hidden.
Ragnar Sims
Ragnar Sims - Month ago
I've responded twice but it's not showing up.🤔
Ragnar Sims
Ragnar Sims - Month ago
Am i blocked?
FR8G
FR8G - Month ago
i am so sad that i don't understand the joke, he's delivery is on point and i bet it's funny as hell but what does he mean with the knees
Tim Shea
Tim Shea - Month ago
@FR8G And, if you are unaware, NFL football player Colin Kaepernick caused a national fervor by taking a knee instead of standing for the national anthem to raise awareness about police killings of black men. As Dave noted, what a fragile spirit MAGA people are for this to cause so much distress.
FR8G
FR8G - Month ago
@Nexus 9 oh frick
Nexus 9
Nexus 9 - Month ago
OJ has had knees
Nattan Gustavsson
Nattan Gustavsson - Month ago
I thought he said "Something something Simpson... Barack Obama" like about O. J Simpson 😅
Carlos Leon Martinez
Carlos Leon Martinez - Month ago
Yo the black rich people sold the poor black lol read your history..
Tim Shea
Tim Shea - Month ago
@Carlos Leon Martinez What on earth does any of that possibly have to do with George Floyd being knelt on for 8 mins & 46 secs?
Carlos Leon Martinez
Carlos Leon Martinez - Month ago
Im talking about the root of where it all started and besides black people used to rule the world lol but everything changed when avatar came lol but for real black people did rule for years but I guess you don’t know about that.
Tim Shea
Tim Shea - Month ago
@Talking ape on giant ball flying through space What celebrities are calling for violence and division?
Tim Shea
Tim Shea - Month ago
How many black plantation owners do you know? Maybe try reading _your_ history instead of worrying about Africa's.
Talking ape on giant ball flying through space
He wants to stay ignorant. All these fake celebrities are the same. Calling for more division and violence while living in gated communities.
Francis Marino
Francis Marino - Month ago
Some conservatives are really full of hypocrisy. Kneeling down is probably the most respectful way to protest, and they decided to literally cancel him for exercising his constitutional right when they have people in their ranks who chew gum and scratch themselves during the anthem.
asturias ialbuz titlis
excuse my French, but it wasn't the strongest who survived, but the most adaptable.
Arnold Hopson
Arnold Hopson - Month ago
prettyboyfredo
Tim Shea
Tim Shea - Month ago
Eric Trump?
Tori Condo
Tori Condo - Month ago
WU-TANG-POW!!!!!
Jeheil Lebron
Jeheil Lebron - Month ago
Dave Chappelle get away with shit that most people can’t
Nexus 9
Nexus 9 - Month ago
He doesn't really, people tear at him. Particular, Transgenders.
Dan Witzke
Dan Witzke - Month ago
When he's being funny, his words carry laughs, but when he's being serious, his words carry weight.
The greatest of all time, a cultural icon.
ravepal
ravepal - Month ago
#Candice where are you?
XxKramer21xX sAw 8
XxKramer21xX sAw 8 - Month ago
Can anybody tell me we're can I find the whole stand up
tact
tact - Month ago
Netflix
EVIE ILES
EVIE ILES - Month ago
The killers
EVIE ILES
EVIE ILES - Month ago
FAMU N JAKE BUGG
Jencikova Jenkis
Jencikova Jenkis - Month ago
obama did nothing for the common people..............he worked for wallstreet and detroit.............for them he wrote 2 trillion dollars checks...............the poor people he gave nothing but words and poetry!
rob buttle
rob buttle - Month ago
You got where you are by sukn that hollywierd kosher weiner +Oprah.
Tim Shea
Tim Shea - Month ago
Are you high?
chrisctlr
chrisctlr - Month ago
I wonder if Chappelle would say black people who gets so offended by blackface have a brittle spirit.
Tim Shea
Tim Shea - Month ago
How on earth are you comparing the two?
Nexus 9
Nexus 9 - Month ago
It probably isn't. That's f-ing disgusting. People do it with the worst intent possible, because nobody normal would do it.
Find Manny
Find Manny - Month ago
Where do you find full video, not on Netflix,
Jonah Oliver Carlson
Jonah Oliver Carlson - Month ago
https://youtu.be/sY3zbL7trhE
Jack Jack
Jack Jack - Month ago
Dis da onely guy who make me laugh
The ReCap Show
The ReCap Show - Month ago
"Took us 400 years as a people, to figure out that white peoples weakness is kneeling during the national anthem"😂 1:43
BlackZ!Fighter
BlackZ!Fighter - 14 days ago
Zenyatta Mondatta Fuck your flag
Zenyatta Mondatta
Zenyatta Mondatta - 20 days ago
Thanks for giving it away so I don't have to watch this bullshit. Kneel if you want to, but don't expect me to pay to watch you do it.
Alex Ayers
Alex Ayers - Month ago
It honestly can't be said much better than that.
Connor Mactavish
Connor Mactavish - Month ago
WLM
Tarek Zelaya
Tarek Zelaya - Month ago
The best Stand Up Comedian ever
Dominique Johnson
Dominique Johnson - Month ago
#Wttw #SIU #Lesar #UIC #YouAintBlack
Ann Yes
Ann Yes - Month ago
Dave, baby. You are the truth.
Twilight Gardens presentations
They want revenge against us for the crime of living free. They must punish us or we may reach equality.
They fear we seek revenge while we cry equality, but this is because their culture is ok with lies. They think everyone lies.
kwaku marfo
kwaku marfo - Month ago
He Is A Legend
Anastasia Green
Anastasia Green - Month ago
Somebody please explain what is up with white people kneeling down?
Burro B
Burro B - Month ago
Actually black kings sold your people out.
Tim Shea
Tim Shea - Month ago
And the white people spent the next 400 years enslaving them.
Nat Turner
Nat Turner - Month ago
Come on niggas Wu-Tang bow!! LMAO such a small gesture will forever be my way of showing solidarity.
Nat Turner
Nat Turner - Month ago
A National Treasure Wow. Truly brilliant.
dynasty4851
dynasty4851 - Month ago
I'm glad I've found this channel.
Randy Shackleford
Randy Shackleford - Month ago
Your ancestors werent kidnapped, they were sold by; and heres the kicker. Your own people
Tim Shea
Tim Shea - Month ago
To......white people who took them across an ocean and made them work in the fields, year after year, generation after generation, for nothing more than enough food to keep them barely alive but strong enough to keep working. If you're going to be an idiot, at least go full idiot with the whole story.
blthetube1
blthetube1 - Month ago
I would ask Dave, Just how long am I to pay the price of the sins of our Forefathers?.... With all due respect....We have to get past this and take individual responsibility for our lives. I would ask any Black person..... If you had to do it all over and go back in time, would you rather be in Africa right now and would you feel better off? That's a valid question.
Nexus 9
Nexus 9 - Month ago
No, but don't forget, a lot of people STILL don't like other people. Blacks included.
Tim Shea
Tim Shea - Month ago
In case you didn't recognize it, your entire post is the definition of white privilege.
Adonis Blake
Adonis Blake - Month ago
This is the bird revelation not equanimity
Frank Butler
Frank Butler - Month ago
Fucking awesome end.
Dustin Spence
Dustin Spence - Month ago
You know why they call him Trump because he’s full of lumps and they jiggle when he humps
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