The New Map of America

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CallMeCarson
CallMeCarson - Month ago
GET EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT ▸ http://youtooz.com/
IT'S GOT THE FUNNY WOOD FIRED PIZZA THING ON IT
Donovan Smith
Donovan Smith - Day ago
He ded
Ramen
Ramen - Day ago
How will pizza get a job now
Nerd_World
Nerd_World - Day ago
It’ll be 2020 before a new regular callmecarson vid comes out
FunWithJonno
FunWithJonno - 2 days ago
HOW IS PIZZA GOING TO GET A JOB NOW?!?!
クソ子供 okumura
クソ子供 okumura - 3 days ago
@CallMeCarson did i got a permanent ban from ur server just bc i wasnt active for a week you know what carson fuck you
Bag of Marbles
Bag of Marbles - 7 hours ago
11:22-11:23 “I kinda’ fuck with his vision”
thegamer 64
thegamer 64 - 8 hours ago
If kernal sanders was president "lets make america finger licking good for only $99.99
xd Sapphire
xd Sapphire - 8 hours ago
not gonna lie. thats hot
thegamer 64
thegamer 64 - 8 hours ago
2:00 you should have made virginia a virgin
Aiden Pavon
Aiden Pavon - 9 hours ago
No wonder why fitz is stealing Pokimane
Pmysta 0
Pmysta 0 - 9 hours ago
I live at the grumpy face next to the tractor on Travis’s
Alvin Junior
Alvin Junior - 9 hours ago
carson you should check out this funny weird yt channel its called "the fat service patrol"
Thatoneguy
Thatoneguy - 9 hours ago
After like 3 months, I finally get the wood fired pizza joke
Sir Linkachu
Sir Linkachu - 10 hours ago
It's big lion
Eesedesesesrdt Superjoshuabro
Travis is my favourite character in the call be mars on aimg
Edit: sorry I was having a stroke
I meant travis is my favourite character on the call me Carson anime
Shannon Stout
Shannon Stout - 10 hours ago
B I G L I O N
Squipy 123
Squipy 123 - 11 hours ago
This is my favourite video so far 😂😂😂
loosechange sentiments
loosechange sentiments - 11 hours ago
Big lion...... he truly has changed My life i know that much
Juan Morales
Juan Morales - 11 hours ago
8:01 this will make jason talk
Just Лунтяй :D
Just Лунтяй :D - 16 hours ago
From this video nobody don't saw Carson.
Jhumar Cuzon
Jhumar Cuzon - 16 hours ago
"My 3 inches went somewhere else"
Haha now Im confident to roast when Im faced with tall people.
Tots 01
Tots 01 - 16 hours ago
Big lion is so gay
ToiletMorphGaming
ToiletMorphGaming - 16 hours ago
This has become my favourite video of all time. I can't stress that enough.
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рей 109 EE 2 ッシ - 19 hours ago
Uh oh stinky
cool doge
cool doge - 20 hours ago
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Smeaty_K derpplayz
Smeaty_K derpplayz - 23 hours ago
"Is that Michigan at the top?"
"the great lakes?"
" _no its the hamburger helper_ "

*Destruction : 100*
Danny Romero
Danny Romero - Day ago
Imagine having a job and that job is to just hangout and mess around with your friends. epic
marin calkins
marin calkins - Day ago
1:15 _D A N G E R_
Baby Angelz
Baby Angelz - Day ago
"Big Lion"
HeadStreekKiller 234
At 10:00
When Depression hits
Stranger Man
Stranger Man - Day ago
10:00
When it’s 3:00 am and you’ve recently made some pizza roles. Then you trip and your pizza roles fall on the ground.
Jameszz
Jameszz - Day ago
Haha the washing machine is my state. And it is now the. nevergreenstate due to all of the green stains being washed thank you Carson. It also looks to have been like a full takeover of the country. Mark my words I live in the Washington on the top part of the u state.
Killian Berreth
Killian Berreth - Day ago
Travis has the mind of a 2nd grader drawing, just randomly scribling until he finds something he can make into something else, then doing it.
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That thumbnail looks like a drunk Canada
SOL- ACTURUS
SOL- ACTURUS - Day ago
Everyone s talking about BIG LION but what about the Teletubbies?
Horrer SX
Horrer SX - Day ago
This made me laugh so hard I don't even know what to say other than -its so powerful-
CatAndTegan
CatAndTegan - Day ago
*_its freaking big lion_*
rainbowdragonXD
rainbowdragonXD - Day ago
Oh hail BIG LION
HUTERBOY520
HUTERBOY520 - Day ago
Someone explain to me why Carson disapproves of the Fitz Youtooz.
Dakota
Dakota - Day ago
Travis is that special friend smh
Digital Dip
Digital Dip - Day ago
I LIVE in Oregon and can confirm it looks like that.
The Skipper
The Skipper - Day ago
Something about Carson talking with food in his mouth makes me wanna call the Police
Im NaTivv3
Im NaTivv3 - Day ago
13:49 "wait can I add more diamonds?" *pulls out simon cowell*
FauxParadox
FauxParadox - Day ago
Big lion is infinitely less funny than the US getting pickles out of the pickle jar and 4ore
Osman Say
Osman Say - Day ago
Wood fired pizza?
How is pizza gonna get a job now


Like if epic funny fortnite meme.
MyF82H8
MyF82H8 - Day ago
Carson that clearly says that your youtooz us 4 inches not 3
omerramo14
omerramo14 - Day ago
That looks like Turkey the country not the fucking animal btw
sad cat
sad cat - Day ago
*BIG LION*
BEANFISH
BEANFISH - Day ago
All right guys, the Big Lion meeting is at my place. It's praying night! 😁🤣
BEANFISH
BEANFISH - Day ago
Turn the big lion map into a poster RIGHT NOW
Ayanna V
Ayanna V - Day ago
Im trying to watch this in class without laughing out loud. Its so hard
logan scott
logan scott - Day ago
What if BIG LION is actually just made of CRAM...
Clark Time
Clark Time - Day ago
The part where Carson doesn’t like the way the a is written is funny cause he uses that style in his subtitles.. lol
I ate a cat For breakfast
10:23

I'm just going to leave this here
Elijah Kerrigan
Elijah Kerrigan - Day ago
I’m really glad Oregon got the attention it deserves
Jennifer Caisip
Jennifer Caisip - Day ago
Loud in the start
Chill in the outroo
lol ficus
lol ficus - Day ago
5 mins of Ted trying to make Big Lion a thing
Darq
Darq - 2 days ago
New month, New vid
Jet Williams
Jet Williams - 2 days ago
5 friends
PotatoPotPie
PotatoPotPie - 2 days ago
This is the only channel that actually makes me laugh out loud, at all for that matter.
Khyebot Noneyabiss
Khyebot Noneyabiss - 2 days ago
Now, callmecarson. I have seen that you have an account where you show what anime you have watched. And I am very disappointed to find out that, one, you have not watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure jet, and two, you have dropped watching pingu. These shows are the best, and I thought you could do better.
ImShitAtFortnite 69
ImShitAtFortnite 69 - 2 days ago
B I G L I O N
maybree adams
maybree adams - 2 days ago
" he thinks four dimensionally "
wuna boi
wuna boi - 2 days ago
what about Alaska??
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